We need a singer. But not just some dude who thinks he can sing but really can't, doesn't move around at all and calls himself an "artist".
If you want to be the syzygy singer, you've got to have these qualities:
1)A good voice.
2)A slightly bizarre yet humurous personality
3)A destructive streak
4)A penis
5)Commitment
6)Money!
7)Lots of CDs so we can borrow them
8)Not have the name Mark Kitchen
...more to come.
